The Square Peg

Embracing the mojo because cutting
corners seemed counter-productive.

6/08/2009

Five minutes

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Five minutes.

The amount of time it took Zoe to get muddy after she walked through the dog door this morning. I gave her a bath last night, so you can imagine how overjoyed I was.

Five minutes.

That's how long it took me to wipe her muddy little paws off. And her belly. And the top of her muddy little head.

Five minutes.

That's how much time I spent playing tug-of-war with trying to get the towel away from Zoe after wiping her off.

Five minutes.

Amount of time spent eating a bowl of the gluten-free cobbler I made. Will definitely do that again. Truth be told, I'll probably do the 3 previous things again, too. I'm not excited about it. But it's part of the Zoe life/ownership.

Five minutes.

How long I spoke to the vet about Mocha today. She hasn't been behaving the same since she swam a week ago Saturday. She's on antibiotics, pain pills and cough medicine. And he's concerned about the cough.

Five minutes.

The time I spent lying on the float in the pool listening to a couple of birds sing. Maybe I had too much sun, but I swear they were talking to each other. The bird on the left was shrill and chatty. The one on the right was deeper and more direct. Left Bird started it and Right Bird answered every single time. And when Right Bird took too long to answer, Left Bird repeated his (or her) statement. Nature is very interesting.

Five minutes.

How long I took to decide what we're having for dinner. Homemade pizza.

So, tell me what you spent five minutes doing today.

For health reasons, I am striving to have a gluten-free diet. I spent 1/5 of my two-week grocery budget on specialty GF items at Kroger earlier this week, pulled out my Gluten-free for Dummies book, and have been shopping online for recipes and grocery items that are GF.
I was just browsing the Gluten-Free Mall's website and 1-2-3 Gluten-free brownie mix is NINE DOLLARS--and that's the "sale" price; the regular price is $11.25. And the 1-2-3 GF corn bread mix (southern style)? $7.34...down from $9.18.
I'm fixing to yell; cover your eyes real quick.

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME? WHY ARE GF ITEMS SO EXPENSIVE?!?!

I had to let that out.

Can somebody just explain that to me? I have a real problem with price gouging (to be fair, I guess everybody does...except the gougers). At that rate, the brownie mix should feed a swarm of hungry teenage boys. But it doesn't. I thought one of the brands of GF brownie mix at Kroger was unreasonable at the $6 price, so I didn't buy it (I have a real problem with unreasonable-ness, too). I understand it's a specialty item but come on.

The bottom line?

Dear 1-2-3- Gluten-free prices: Customer service FAIL. Despite the fact that you're gluten-free.

I found a great quote at http://proudatheists.wordpress.com/ It said:

"The American brand of Christianity is unraveling while its hypocrisy is being weighed by the minds of our younger folks and discovering that questioning religious doctrine is a trait of human nature, not the voice of Satan."

I love this quote! And I totally see where the 'Cultural Christianity' I'm familiar with is unraveling because of its hypocrisy. Yet I seem to know a lot of people who aren't keen on the idea of their faith being discussed. That's really unfortunate because Ecclesiastes 7:18 says, "It’s best to stay in touch with both sides of an issue. A person who fears God deals responsibly with all of reality, not just a piece of it."

I don't think asking questions is bad; I think it's profitable. When I was growing up, I was told not to question things. This really bugged me because I wanted to understand why some things were the way they were. But there was no freedom to ask; only rules to follow. And rules without relationships often lead to rebellion. I'm proof of that. :)

I know some people think it's wrong to question things like religion and other 'hot topics,' but it seems that when people think questions are bad it's usually because they're afraid. Maybe they're afraid their faith isn't strong enough to stand up to the questions; maybe there's some other reason. But I believe questions aren't something we should fear. We should embrace them because they help us grow.

Windows of acceptability...it's sort of like when you think the lady in front of you in the left lane driving 45 in a 55 mph zone is an idiot, and the guy who blows your doors off as he passes you doing 82 in a 70 is a maniac.

Those are your windows of acceptability. Anything outside of that is unacceptable, annoying, dumb, ridiculous; or whatever adjective describes your feeling.

But I wonder how many people exclude others because those people don't fall into their windows of acceptability. Have you ever avoided a conversation, a relationship, a dialog, or just being neighborly to someone because:

she doesn't go to church

he's gay

she's got a Christian fish on the back of her van

he's an atheist

he's Muslim

she's black

his arms are covered in tattoos and his earlobes can hold his cell phone

he's got the wrong Presidential candidate sticker on his car's bumper

I'd like to see us break down our boxes and get out of our comfort zones. I'd like to see less "us vs. them" and more "we." And could we leave judgment at the door to better focus on our relationships? I'm not talking about making someone who is your polar opposite your best friend. But how about not keeping him as your enemy?

Peace.

Itchy, bitchy, restless and bored...




Does that describe you sometimes? It fits me on occasion.


The cure? Get out and do something for someone else.


Anything.

Just get your focus off of...well, you.

Your attitude does a 180 in the process.

It's a win-win. :)

5/29/2009

A wag, a lick, and a nibble

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These are the three things I can count on when I go to pet Zoe.

Her wag greets me, her licks practically wash my whole face if I don't bob or weave in time, and her nibbles tell me she's ready to play. And sometimes her nibbles are those little tiny bites that are meant to be playful but are stronger than she realizes. We call those kind "mafia love".

She charged into the house a while ago, stopped to bark when she found us, then ran back out at top speed with her head low and ears lying flat. At first we laughed but then I wondered if she was trying to tell us something. She was. She came in a second time to get us but Moose was already on his way out the door. The dog across the street had come to our side of the road and was in the neighbors driveway. And evidently, this required that we be notified.

Who needs motion lights, an alarm system or firearms when you've got Zoe the wonder dog on duty? :)

It all started when I asked Mrs. Pruett (my high school Vocational Office Ed teacher) if I could turn in all my shorthand lessons at once...which was, of course, the end of the quarter. She agreed but followed up her "yes" with the now famous (to me, anyway) motto "It's easier to keep up than catch up." Since I learn very few things the first go-around (and sometimes not after the 2nd, 3rd or even 17th), Mrs. Pruett had ample opportunity to drill that amazing piece of wisdom into my thick skull. I think she said it to me about a hundred times.

Mrs. Pruett only said that to me in reference to keeping up with my shorthand lessons, but it applies to other things in life, particularly cleaning a house, doing paperwork, and balancing a checkbook. And even though it took me long enough to grasp the concept (about 6 or 7 years AFTER graduation), I'm rockin' it for the most part.

Dishes are done every day (I hate waking up to a messy kitchen), laundry's done throughout the week (putting Mrs. Pruett's principle into practice, I do a load every other day or so), and I deeper clean on Fridays, leaving me free for whatever comes up during the weekend. All the laundry's washed and put away, floors are swept (sometimes I even mop!), and all our junk, er, I mean treasures get dusted. Dusting and floors don't fall in the 'keep up vs. catching up category because it takes the same amount of time to do them regardless of how dirty they are. One of these days though, I'm going to hire a maid and cleaning baseboards will be on her to-do list because I can think of more fun ways to spend my time...like writing, for instance.

However (this is the part where I'm not rockin' it so much), we moved back to middle Georgia five years ago and bought this house a year later. And the Moose Group has never lived in a house longer than 3 years at a time. I know some of you are probably thinking about how weird it is to move so often. But I'm here to tell you how helpful it is. I'm not a packrat and clutter stresses me out. Moving every couple of years means I get rid of stuff we haven't used that's gotten trapped in the bottom, top, or back of a closet, shelf, basket, box, nook or cranny. But not moving on our seemingly-regular-3-year-schedule presents me with the task of decluttering for the sole purpose of decluttering (and maintaining what sanity I have left after home schooling two rowdy boys for the first 12 years of their education), rather than decluttering to make an upcoming move more streamlined and flowing smoothly.

So starting next week, I will be making myself a list of ALL the areas that need to be tackled here at the Moose Lodge (Ranch?) and choosing their order of priority. And the week after that will begin what I'm affectionately calling "The-it's-been-4-years-so-it's-time-to-dejunk-already!-Project-of-2009." With Moose having 20 years in the Air Force already, I suppose it's unrealistic of me to continue using the AF as my "purging-with-a-purpose" crutch.

I'm pretty sure I'll clean off my desk before I start making my list. I find it more motivating to work on a clean surface. I know, cleaning the desk IS the beginning of the list, but what can I say? It's a sickness. Anyway, if you don't hear from me by say, Wednesday of next week, do you mind giving the Coast Guard a call? I hear they're able to help in all kinds of crazy situations. Thanks. :)

What about you; what's the longest you've lived in a house? Share your story with me. I love stories.

Peace out.

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